A Request For A Raise

An employee asks his boss for a raise, explaining that four companies are after him.

The boss agrees to a ten percent raise and extra vacation time, then asks which companies are after him.

The employee replies, “The Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company, and the Mortgage Company!”

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The Worst Possible Place to Sell Seashells

When you think about it, it’s the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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