When an elderly couple went in for their annual checkup, the wife stayed in the waiting room while her husband went in to be examined. The doctor, kibitzing with him, said, “Sam, how is your sex life?”
“I’ll tell you the truth,” replied Sam. “The first time is great. But the second time I start to sweat something terrible.”
The doctor said, “Just a second. The second time? At your age? At eighty-five? That’s remarkable.” He excused himself and went out to Sam’s wife in the waiting room.
“Ma’am, I have to ask you this. I was asking your husband how his sex life is, and he said the first time was great, but the second time he starts to sweat something terrible.”
“He wouldn’t lie to you,” responded the old woman. “In January, it’s cold. In July, it’s hot.”
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