Three men in the city shopping for wives’ Christmas presents.
They agree on two presents each and to meet in the bar after a couple of hours so they can compare their haul. Later in the bar they get their gifts out…
First man: “I got my wife a necklace and a scarf, so if she doesn’t like the necklace, she can wear the scarf over it.”
Second man: “I got my wife a wrist watch and some long gloves, so if she doesn’t like the watch she can pull a glove over it.”
Third man: “I got my wife some perfume and a dildo, so if she doesn’t like the perfume she can go fuck herself.”
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