The Blonde and the Gun

This blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and, sure enough, she opens the door to find him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry.

She opens her purse, takes out the gun but, as she does, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”

The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next.”

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A poet once asked “What’s in a name?” as a way of teaching

A poet once asked “What’s in a name?” as a way of teaching others to not make superficial judgments. Still, if the name is “Mother Fucking Douche Bag Asswipe III,” I think it would be safe to make at least a few assumptions.

Posted: May 7, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: betrayal, infidelity, relationship humor
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