The Blonde and the River

A blonde was staring dumbfounded at a rushing river blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the other side.

She yelled, “Hey, can you help me get to the other side?”

The other blonde replied, “You ARE on the other side!”

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Posted: May 7, 2026 (5 months ago)
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