The Boss and the Thousand Dollars

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you. I’ll make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor. By the time you bend down to pick it up, I’ll be done.”

She thought about it for a moment, then called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend replied, “Go for it, but ask him for $2,000 instead. Pick up the money as fast as you can—he won’t even have time to undress himself.”

So she agreed.

Half an hour later, the boyfriend called her back.

“What happened?” he asked.

She replied, “That bastard used coins… I’m still picking them up, and he’s still going!”