The Butt Kicking Contest

Two guys decide to have a butt kicking contest.

The first guy takes a long run, hauls off, and kicks the other guy so hard he goes flying ten feet.

The second guy lies there for a minute, gasping in pain, then pulls himself together, stands up, and says, “My turn.”

The first guy says, “Never mind, you win.”

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Posted: April 13, 2026 (5 months ago)
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