The Egg Timer

This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “This is my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn’t waste any time at all — I gave her a banging right on the kitchen table!

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”

She giggled, “The egg timer’s broken.”