The Figure Skater at the Bar

An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown, and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar.

After a couple of drinks, they start comparing injuries.

“None of my teeth are my own. I once lost seven teeth during one game,” says the hockey player.

“Well, that’s nothing. During my career, I broke each and every one of my bones,” replies the rodeo clown.

The figure skater rolls her eyes and says, “I used to be a Red Sox infielder. Do you have any idea what that ball can do to a man if you forget to wear the jockstrap?”