The Figure Skater at the Bar

An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown, and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar.

After a couple of drinks, they start comparing injuries.

“None of my teeth are my own. I once lost seven teeth during one game,” says the hockey player.

“Well, that’s nothing. During my career, I broke each and every one of my bones,” replies the rodeo clown.

The figure skater rolls her eyes and says, “I used to be a Red Sox infielder. Do you have any idea what that ball can do to a man if you forget to wear the jockstrap?”

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This morning I was licking a delicious Tootsie Roll and thought

This morning I was licking a delicious Tootsie Roll and thought to myself, “Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center? It’s the licking for hours I’m good at and enjoy so much.”

Posted: April 8, 2026 (6 months ago)
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Topics: gender, sports
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