The Gynecologist Mechanic

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A gynecologist had grown tired of malpractice insurance, paperwork, and burnout.

Hoping to start a new career where skilled hands would still be useful, he decided to become a mechanic.

He enrolled in evening classes at a local technical college, studied diligently, and learned everything he could.

When the practical exam finally arrived, he prepared carefully and completed it with tremendous skill.

A few days later, he received his results and was shocked to discover he had scored 150%.

Assuming there had been some kind of mistake, he called the instructor.

“I don’t mean to sound ungrateful,” he said, “but I think there may be an error in my score.”

The instructor replied, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly. That earned you 50%.”

“You then put the engine back together perfectly. That earned you the other 50%.”

After a brief pause, the instructor added:

“I gave you an extra 50% because you did the whole thing through the exhaust pipe, and I’ve never seen that done before.”

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If hell is having to watch your worst decisions over and over forever, I really hope they give you a better judgment system than you had when you made those decisions. If they don’t, they’ll have to sit and explain to you why you were wrong. And chances are they still won’t get through to you. Then they’ll have to think up some new punishment. Probably something involving bees.

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Posted: May 7, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: career change, medical, occupational humor
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