Father Rick has lately gotten news that some of the Sisters had been naughty, and he decided to take action. He gathered the Nuns and made them line up in front of the church’s courtyard fountain of holy water.
“Now sisters. I understand that desire can be strong. But today you wash away your sins. You name your sin and wash it away with the holy water.”
The first nun in line admits to having peeked and stared at a penis, so she washes her eyes with the holy water. The second nun admitted to having touched a penis, so she washes her hand in the holy water…
Then, suddenly, Sister Clarice starts bumping all the other nuns to get to the front of the line.
“Sister, sister, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but everybody will get their turn.”
“Well, I’ll tell you what, Father. If I must gargle this holy water, I’m sure going to do it before Sister Marie dunks her ass in it!”
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