A man is banging a married woman when suddenly they hear the front door slam. “It’s my husband, hide in the bathroom!” says the woman frantically.
The man runs into the bathroom just as the husband enters the bedroom. “Honey, why are you naked?” he asks.
“I was waiting for you, dear,” she says.
The husband walks into the bathroom and sees a naked man standing there, poking the ceiling with the toilet plunger. “Who the hell are you?” the husband yells.
“The moth exterminator,” says the naked man.
“Why the hell are you naked?” shouts the husband.
The naked man looks down, jumps back in shock, and yells, “Those sneaky little bastards!”
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