A kid asks his dad, “My English teacher says that it’s important to have a good vocabulary. Is that true?”
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Unleash ChaosAnd his dad says, “Absolutely, son. For example… If I had known the difference between the words ‘antidote’ and ‘anecdote,’ your mother would be alive today.”
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