The Man Who Cracked Walnuts with His Penis

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A traveling circus came to town, and a man decided to go see it. There were animals, clowns, jugglers — lots of impressive acts. But the most impressive performer was a man who could crack walnuts with his penis.

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Twenty-five years later, the same circus returned. Curious, the man went back to see if that performer was still around.

Sure enough, there he was. Same act, but this time he was smashing coconuts instead of walnuts.

After the show, the man went backstage and said, “I remember you from 25 years ago. Back then you were cracking walnuts with your penis. Why did you switch to coconuts?”

The performer sighed and replied, “I’m getting old… My eyesight isn’t what it used to be.”

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Posted: June 17, 2026 (4 days ago)
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