Two guys were playing a round of golf. As they finished one hole and headed for the next, one of them realized he’d left his jacket back at the previous one.
“Hang on a sec,” he said to his buddy. “I’ll just run back and get it.”
As he approached the previous hole, he noticed two women about to tee off. Suddenly, he stopped, turned around, and headed back toward where his buddy was waiting.
“Holy hell! That could have been awkward! That was my wife and mistress back there!”
“Good Lord!” says his buddy. “That could have ended badly! No problem, I’ll run back and get it for you.”
Like the first guy, he got halfway to the previous tee, turned around, and headed back.
Reaching his buddy, he looked somewhat flustered and said, “Small world, isn’t it?”
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