The Lawsuit Against the Hospital

A woman is suing a hospital, claiming that after recent treatment her husband completely lost interest in physical intimacy.

In their defense, the hospital stated:

“All we did was correct his eyesight.”

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When I’m pondering existentialism, I always lean my head sideways so I look like a

When I’m pondering existentialism, I always lean my head sideways so I look like a *gangster* philosopher.

Posted: May 24, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: marriage humor, medical, physical appearance
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