The Lesbian Bar With No Fire Exits

A guy walks into a bar.

He sits down at the counter and orders himself a beer. As he’s drinking it, he starts looking around the barroom. He sees the tables, the dance floor, the wall pictures, and other typical bar stuff, but something feels a bit off to him about this place. He takes another quick look around at all of the women dancing, chatting, and having a good time. Then it finally dawns on him.

This lesbian bar had no fire exits.

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My dad once told me, “The only one who can beat you is yourself.”

My dad once told me, “The only one who can beat you is yourself.” As I stand chained in this Turkish prison, I’m thinking Dad might’ve been a tad wrong on this one.

Posted: June 13, 2026 (3 months ago)
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