A woman said, “If I sleep with 3 men, I’m labeled EASY.
But when a man sleeps with 10 women everyone calls him a real man. How come?”
A Chinese man replied, “It’s very simple.
Confucius say, when one lock can be opened by three different keys, it’s a bad lock!
But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!”
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