The Master Key and the Bad Lock

A woman said, “If I sleep with 3 men, I’m labeled EASY.

But when a man sleeps with 10 women everyone calls him a real man. How come?”

A Chinese man replied, “It’s very simple.

Confucius say, when one lock can be opened by three different keys, it’s a bad lock!

But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!”

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Only Have a Croc Pot

I was going to cook alligator for dinner…

But then I realized I only have a croc pot.

Posted: June 9, 2026 (4 months ago)
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