The Morgue

A man got fired from his job for having sex during work hours. When his boss asked why he did it, the man replied, “I don’t know man, she was just lying there naked. I kinda got the hint so we fucked.”

He was never hired at another morgue again.

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After I won the lottery, my family and friends told me they’re worried I might not be

After I won the lottery, my family and friends told me they’re worried I might not be mature enough to handle all that money wisely and end up just blowing it on something stupid. That’s total nonsense. Besides, what do I care what they think? I’m lighting my farts with hundred-dollar bills!

Posted: April 13, 2026 (5 months ago)
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