Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
“Give me your money,” he demanded.
Indignant, the man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a Republican congressman!”
“In that case,” replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”
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