The Old Man and the Prostitute

A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hadn’t had a customer in a while, so she whistles at him and says, “Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?”

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The old man said, “But I won’t be able to…”

Prostitute: “C’mon man… give it a try…”

Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his dick and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes. When he’s done, the prostitute, all exhausted and tired, says, “But you said you won’t be able to…”

“…pay you,” replied the old man.

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Posted: April 8, 2026 (6 months ago)
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Topics: aging, deception, sex
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