A man at a party was impressed by the pianist. He went up to him after everyone was leaving and asked if he would play at his own gathering the next weekend. The pianist obliged.
When he began playing at the man’s party, however, the pianist sounded much worse than the previous weekend. Sensing this was agitating his guests, the man pulled him aside.
‘What’s going on? You sounded so good last week, but this is terrible!’ the man exclaimed.
‘I’m really sorry,’ the pianist replied. ‘It’s just that I really need to go to the bathroom.’
‘For God’s sake, alright, go quickly, and when you get back try and play something everyone likes!’ the man said.
About twenty minutes passed, and the pianist returned. He sat down at the piano and cracked his knuckles. Everyone at the party turned to look at him.
‘Any requests?’ the pianist asked.
One of the guests raised his hand.
‘Do you know you have shit-stained toilet paper hanging out the back of your trousers?’
‘No…’ the pianist replied, ‘but if you hum it, I’ll give it a go!’
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