The Police Dog Fetch

Two female police dog handlers are walking their dogs.

One says to the other, “I left my panties at the police station.”

The other says, “Let the dog have a whiff of your minge and he’ll go and fetch them.”

Fifteen minutes later, the dog returns with her panties, her baton, a broomhandle and two of the inspector’s fingers.

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Posted: May 23, 2026 (4 months ago)
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