The Talking Dog on the Porch

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a country road.

He goes to the only farmhouse he can see. As he’s approaching the porch, a dog sits up and says, “Good afternoon, how are you?”

“Oh my, you can talk!”

“Yeah, I discovered that I could talk when I was a puppy. The government found out about me and trained me to spy for them. Who would think the dog in the room was listening and reporting back what was said? I traveled the world several times over, sometimes helping to stop a war, and sometimes to start one. It was all very exciting but I finally decided to settle down here at this farmhouse and spend my remaining days on this peaceful porch.”

“Wow, that’s amazing!”

The salesman knocks on the door and asks the farmer if he’s interested in selling the dog.

“Sure, I’ll take 10 bucks for him.”

“Why so little, you do know he can talk?”

“Yeah, I know, but he’s a liar. He’s never been off this porch!”

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Posted: May 23, 2026 (4 weeks ago)
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Topics: animals, deception, rural humor
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