The Police Dog Fetch

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Two female police dog handlers are walking their dogs.

One says to the other, “I left my panties at the police station.”

The other says, “Let the dog have a whiff of your minge and he’ll go and fetch them.”

Fifteen minutes later, the dog returns with her panties, her baton, a broomhandle and two of the inspector’s fingers.

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Posted: May 23, 2026 (4 weeks ago)
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Topics: dark humor, military, sexual innuendo
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