The Pussy Willow

A boy holding duct tape walks by an old man on a bench. He says he is going to catch ducks, and later returns with ducks wrapped in duct tape.

The next day, he returns with chickens wrapped in chicken wire.

The day after, he has a plant in a pot. He says, “It’s a pussy willow.”

The old man says, “Wait right there. Imma get my hat. I’m coming with you.”

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Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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