After coming home late, my wife was furious and asked where I was. I told her I was playing poker with my friends.
She refused to talk to me, so I took her out on a long scenic drive.
Her mood eventually improved, and looking out the window, she sighed, “What a beautiful view. I wish we could spend the rest of our lives right here.”
I said, “Well, your wish just came true… because you won’t believe what happened at poker.”
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