The Siskel and Ebert

A husband asked his wife to try a new sex position. She was in an adventurous but shy mood so she agreed but asked if they could do it in the dark.

Following his directions, she got on all fours and was surprised to find herself being entered by both holes at once.

“Oh, that’s actually very nice, but how are you doing it?”

“It’s all in the name my darling. It’s called the Siskel and Ebert.”

“The Siskel and Ebert? What on earth does that mean?”

“Two thumbs up!”