A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door…
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
A year later, there’s another knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, “Have I upset you?”
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