The Snail at the Door

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door…

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, “Have I upset you?”

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I’m not sure what I ate yesterday but I just shit the LSU

I’m not sure what I ate yesterday but I just shit the LSU marching band out of my ass this morning playing “Walk the Dinosaur.”

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Posted: May 18, 2026 (3 months ago)
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