Little sparrow was flying south, running away from winter. Unfortunately it was so cold, that the bird froze and fell onto a pasture. A cow was passing by and took a dump on the bird. Because the turd was warm, it thawed the sparrow and it started feeling better. He sat in the turd, and soon he felt so happy that it started chirping. But a cat was passing nearby, who heard the bird’s song, then pulled it out of the turd and ate it.
The moral:
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend.
If you’re in deep shit, don’t tweet about it.
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