The Third Old Lady Couldnt Reach

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench.

All of a sudden a strange man in a trench-coat walks in front of them and blatantly flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady also had a stroke.

But the third old lady couldn’t reach.

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To Scale or To Look At

My dad just finished making a model of Mount Everest.

I asked him if it was to scale… He said, “No, it’s to look at.”

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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