I Can Tell By the Voice

I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?” I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled…

“It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: drugs & alcohol, marriage, relationships
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