Third Grade

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?

The blonde, because she’s 18.

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I don’t think I could ever be “born again,” like some of those Evangelicals I see. I don’t remember much from the first time, but umbilical cords freak me out, and I seriously doubt my mom would go for it.

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