Third Grade

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?

The blonde, because she’s 18.

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I got my passport photos done in a rush, coming in from the pouring rain just as the

I got my passport photos done in a rush, coming in from the pouring rain just as the store was about to close. Later when I saw the terrible photos, I asked my husband, “Why didn’t you tell me my hair was sticking up all over and I looked this bad?” He said, “I just figured you wanted to look like you do when we’re traveling.”

Posted: May 1, 2026 (5 months ago)
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