A couple decides to try prostitution to make ends meet. Harry tells his wife to stand outside a bar, charge a hundred bucks, and ask him if she has questions.
A guy offers thirty. Harry says he can get a handjob for that.
She gets in the car, sees his HUGE… and says, “I’ll be right back.”
She runs back to Harry and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”
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