Tight, Isn’t It?

A man picks up a prostitute and is headed for the motel. She just cannot stop talking about how awesome her pussy is. They get to the motel room and undress.

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To demonstrate, she says to him, “Put a finger in.” He puts a finger in.

“Put two fingers in.” He puts two fingers in.

“Put four fingers in.” He does.

“Put your hand in.” He does.

“Put your other hand in.” He does.

“Now, clap!”

He tries and tries, but cannot clap.

She says, “Tight, isn’t it?”

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