The Sperm Count

An old man goes to the urologist to talk about having another child.

The doctor says, “Do you know your sperm count?”

The old man replies, “I didn’t know they could do math!”

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At least she’ll never be hungry

I bet if an eagle’s daughter ever flew off with a buzzard, the eagle would react nobly and think, “Well, at least she’ll never be hungry.”

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Posted: April 14, 2026 (4 months ago)
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