Top 12 Pickup Lines at the Masturbate-a-Thon (X-Rated)

12. “Can I interest you in a protein shake?”

11. “Hey, handsome. Would you like some coffee with that cream?”

10. “Hey, is that a cucumber in your pocket? And if so, can I borrow it for about 15 minutes?”

9. “Avoid the clam dip.”

8. “I don’t mean this to sound like a typical pick-up line, but you have beautiful labia.”

7. “Hello, Richard. My name’s Dick. Have you met my friend, Peter?”

6. “How’d you like to blow this joint?”

5. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘goo’ and ‘eye’ together.”

4. “Care to get rid of the sock and slip into something more comfortable?”

3. “Come here to come here often?”

2. “Oops — sorry about that. Consider it a compliment. Can I get you a towel?”

1. “Wanna fuck? No? Okay…
Wanna fuck? No? Okay…
Wanna fuck? No? Okay…
Wanna fuck? Yes? Great!”