15. Lord of the Bongs: The Return of My Buzz
14. There’s Something About Mary Jane
13. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Up
12. Merry Poppers
11. About Schlitz
10. King Bong
9. Giggly
8. S*T*A*S*H
7. Toke-lahoma!
6. Heroin Brockovich
5. Kilo & Snitch
4. The Matrix: Totally Loaded
3. Drool Hand ’Lude
2. Good Buy, Mr. Chips Ahoy!
1. Stingin’ in the Vein
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Copyright 2003 by Chris White
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