15. Harvey Ballbuster
14. Gin & Colonic
13. Slow Uncomfortable Spew
12. Scabby Mary
11. Sullen Masturbation on the Beach
10. Wrung-Out Bar Rag on the Rocks with a Twist
9. Bloody Navel
8. Blatant Reference to Sexual Activity
7. The Slutmaker
6. Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against a Wall in Cancun Next to a Fat Dude Named Ramon Who Keeps Flicking Matches at Some Kids Poking a Dead Rat with a Stick They Found Underneath a ’57 T-Bird with a Dead Prostitute in the Trunk
5. Long Island Iced Pee
4. Screaming Hangover
3. Buttery Pimple
2. Elian on the Beach
1. Sex with Your Wife
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