Viagra in the Coffee

A New York woman asked her doctor how to bring sex back into her marriage.

The doctor said, “Slip a Viagra into his coffee. He’ll never notice.”

A few days later, she called and said, “Doctor, it was awful!”

He said, “What happened?”

She said, “Well, I put it in his coffee, and before I knew it he swept everything off the table, and we went at it like newlyweds!”

The doctor said, “That doesn’t sound so awful.”

She said, “Oh, the sex was wonderful but we’re banned from Starbucks!”