Vibrator vs Man: The One Thing He Can Do Better

An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won’t take no for an answer.

“Tell you what, I’ll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can’t!” the lesbian smirks.

The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. “Okay, let’s see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!”

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I’d like to be crowned Ms. Filthy Ruminations. Instead of a sash, I think I’d wear some crotchless panties and sparkly pasties. Now who do I bribe to get the title?

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: gender, nightlife, relationships
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