An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won’t take no for an answer.
“Tell you what, I’ll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can’t!” the lesbian smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. “Okay, let’s see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!”
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