What Do You Do With a Six-Foot Asshole

A state trooper pulls over a doctor for speeding.

The trooper walks up to the window and says, “Do you know how fast you were going?” The doctor replies, “No, officer.”

The trooper starts writing the ticket and, trying to make conversation, asks, “So, what do you do for a living?” The doctor says, “I’m a proctologist.” The trooper asks, “What’s a proctologist?” The doctor smiles and says, “I stretch assholes.”

The trooper looks puzzled. “You can actually stretch one?”

“Certainly,” says the doctor. “I can stretch one from about six inches all the way to six feet.”

The trooper asks, “What do you do with a six-foot asshole?”

The doctor replies, “You give him a radar gun and park him beside the highway.”