What’s Your Husband’s Number

My wife’s sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche…

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Astonished, my wife asked her, “How could you afford this?!”

“You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous,” she replied.

Surprised, my wife turned to me and winked, “I think I’ll start doing that.”

“Me too,” I replied, turning to my sister-in-law. “What’s your husband’s number?”

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Positive Thoughts

They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I’ve been thinking positively about my neighbor’s 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife’s negative thoughts are interfering.

Posted: May 14, 2026 (4 months ago)
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