When Women Make Gay Men Question Everything

Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when a beautiful woman passes them. She’s 5’10”, 38-24-36, with a string bikini on and no tan lines!

The first gay man turns to his friend, sighs audibly, and in a breathless whisper says, “It’s women like her that sometimes make me wish I was a Lesbian!”

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You never leave fingerprints behind

The only thing I like about winter is that you wear gloves so much you never leave fingerprints behind.

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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