Who Fucks the Stork

Two-year-old little Johnnie was being bounced up and down on his grandad’s knee when he suddenly asked, “Gwandad, where do babies come fwom?”

Grandad was a bit shocked and thought a bit: he then said, “Why my boy, they come from the stork.”

After about two minutes little Johnnie said, “Gwandad… who fucks the stork?”

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Twice the Trouble: A Wish Gone Wrong

A man meets a genie who grants him three wishes, but warns him: whatever he asks for, his ex-wife gets twice as much.

“Well,” says the man, “for my first wish, beat me half to death.”

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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