You’re Not Sterile

A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.”

“Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once.”

“All right, here’s some good news,” said the secretary. “You’re not sterile.”

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