Wipe Between Your Breasts

A woman goes to see the doctor, because she’s embarrassed by her flat chest.

“Is there anything I can do about it?” she asks. “I don’t want to have surgery or anything like that.”

“Let me see,” says the doctor, and has her stand up for an examination.

“Well,” he says, “there is one thing you could try. It’s non-invasive and doesn’t involve medication.”

Now the woman is really pleased. “What is it?”

“Take a tissue and wipe between your breasts twice a day.”

“Is that it?! Will it work?”

“Well, it worked on your ass…”