Worse Off Than I Am

A judge is asking a husband why he wants a divorce.

Husband, “Your honor, every so often, my wife makes me peel garlic, chop onions, and wash dishes.”

Judge, “What’s the problem? Warm the garlic first, it peels easily. Put the onion in the fridge, no tears while chopping… I do this at least once a week. Soak the dishes for 10 minutes, they’ll clean themselves. I do this almost every day.”

Husband, “Got it! Your honor, I withdraw my case.”

Judge, “Why are you withdrawing?”

Husband, “Cause apparently, you’re worse off than I am.”