You Have 5

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Doctor tells the patient, “You have an incurable disease and you don’t have that much time before you die.”

Patient asks, “How long before I die, doc?”

Doctor goes, “You have 5…”

Patient asking frantically, “5 what? 5 years? 5 months? 5 days?!”

Doctor, “4.”

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The Tinsel on His Helmet

My grandfather was highly decorated in World War Two.

In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

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Posted: May 4, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: death, medical, miscommunication
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