Doctor tells the patient, “You have an incurable disease and you don’t have that much time before you die.”
Patient asks, “How long before I die, doc?”
Doctor goes, “You have 5…”
Patient asking frantically, “5 what? 5 years? 5 months? 5 days?!”
Doctor, “4.”
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