Toxic Waste Pipeline Through a Recreational Area

Three engineering students were discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It had to be a mechanical engineer — look at all the joints.”

Another said, “No, it had to be an electrical engineer. The nervous system is just a marvel of millions of electrical connections.”

The third said, “Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline right through a recreational area?”

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I wish they’d taught abstinence back when I was in school.

I wish they’d taught abstinence back when I was in school. I was so good at not getting laid back then, I would have screwed up the grading curve for the rest of the class.

Posted: April 20, 2026 (5 months ago)
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